A Wish Is A Curse: Archive

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Apr 25th

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[Help!] I'm Not Sure Who I Like Anymore (´･ω･`)

vgperson: The fifth and final part of the saga from 2ch. Make sure to start from the first thread. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.) #2ch Substituting for the OP. Not really sure what the title means… #2ch ARREST HIM ALREADY. Read More

Apr 24th

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[Help!] My Girlfriend Is Testing Me (´･ω･`)

vgperson: Part four of the saga from 2ch. Make sure to start from the first thread. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.) #OP I’m being tested by this girl I’m dating… How’s a guy supposed to react to this kind of thing? Tell me, somebody… (´･ω･`) #2ch …Denko guy? Is that you? Read More

Apr 24th

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[Help!] The Girl I'm Dating Isn't My Girlfriend...

vgperson: The third thread of the saga from 2ch. Make sure to start from the first thread. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.) #OP I was going out with my girlfriend Denko, but she suddenly told me we’re not dating… (´･ω･`) Does this mean we’ve broken up? #2ch They… They haven’t arrested you yet? Read More

Apr 24th

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[Help!] I Can't Contact My Girlfriend (´･ω･`)

vgperson: The second thread of the saga from 2ch. Make sure to read the first thread. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.) #OP I don’t have any romantic experience, so I’m not too sure, but this girl I just started dating yesterday emailed me saying not to email her. And now I can’t get a hold of her. What do you think it could be?...

Apr 24th

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[Help!] The Girl I Like Won't Respond to My Emails...

vgperson: A tale from 2ch of girls, emails, and hamsters. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.) #OP There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko. Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers. We started out talking...

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Apr 21st

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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
A Portuguese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You don't do anything. You then complain about lack of cattle and blame the government.
 THIS IS BRILLIANT OMG